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RT @RoKhanna: .@GavinNewsom & @rustyhicks please live up to your commitment that @BernieSanders should keep the delegates he earned in California. He had endorsed Biden. But stripping him of his delegates is an affront to the primary process and the policies he is fighting for. Let us know.

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254610532054769666

RT @themaxburns: REMINDER: Michael Flynn pleaded guilty https://t.co/Ae71jOoFvm

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254607282085781506

Nothing says "processed food" like the recycle symbol.

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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RT @RachelBarkow: This is a serious issue that I really hope reporters will keep pressing. He has not been releasing vulnerable people & his disdain for the question shows he's not taking this seriously. There are almost 1000 people who work in NY prisons infected & they're spreading it. https://t.co/yub1ljXuSv

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254599945769889792

RT @jemelehill: For those scoring at home, a white supremacist found a job in the NFL, but Colin Kaepernick isn’t welcome.

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254599905504636928

The 2 types of people in the world

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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Daddy is a g no doubt 😮

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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https://ift.tt/2VFcDVn Graffiti in Capitol Hill Seattle https://ift.tt/2zwmzrE via /r/funny reddit https://ift.tt/2VFcDVn https://ift.tt/2zwmzrE

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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RT @IlhanMN: I refuse to turn my back on the people we’ve promised to welcome. Refugees deserve full #COVID19 support and protections.

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254594944729260032

RT @briebriejoy: I don't know who needs to hear this, but Joe Biden absolutely does not believe healthcare is a right. Where is the right to healthcare for the 10 million people left uninsured, by design, under his plan? "Healthcare is a human right" isn't a slogan. It's a principle. https://t.co/Rdsl3XOxAm

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254594813120438272

RT @RheaBoydMD: All of them. 100% of deaths from COVID in Richmond are Black. African Americans are 40% of the population and 100% of the deaths. My God. https://t.co/pjB7AtVaXt

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254588621866151942

RT @cnnbrk: A youth soccer coach who has been hospitalized since being shot August 3 in the deadly attack at a Walmart in El Paso, Texas, has died. He's the 23rd person to die from the mass shooting. https://t.co/ovPwVuNvml https://t.co/8ZplbkZuTK

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254588620247371777

RT @NicoleChavz: Last year, Memo Garcia and his family were excited to host the first fundraiser for the girls soccer team EP Fusion outside a Walmart in El Paso. Then a gunman opened fire. He fought in the hospital for months but unfortunately he died yesterday. https://t.co/Cnn8YUUl0B

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254588589423427584

RT @kai_newkirk: By any fair, consistent standard of credibility, the growing sum of evidence and reporting on Tara Reade’s allegation of sexual assault by Joe Biden require that it must now be taken seriously by all. Democrats must have the courage to face this, no matter how difficult.

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254584129879863296

RT @Booker4KY: This Senate campaign is about us. Rural and urban. Young and young at heart. From the hood to the holler. From Pike to the Purchase. We're not just running to beat Mitch, we're inspiring a movement. Take this stand with us. Join Team Booker here: https://t.co/kVlW6gmaGh https://t.co/4inaI5WZ4Q

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254581514815373312

We all need to get behind Charles. https://t.co/g74nrIYR6S

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254581507869618177

6th week of quarantine has turned in to art appreciation week.

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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Situational Irony

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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This is the best photo my mom ever took of me.

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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Graffiti in Capitol Hill Seattle

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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Quick-thinking dad saves birthday

作者：匿名 - 4月 27, 2020

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Lemme ansher that... https://ift.tt/2y0fwH5 https://ift.tt/3cMNltZ via /r/funny https://ift.tt/353E5PG 卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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RT @WNYC: We are devastated to share the news that our beloved colleague Richard Hake has died. https://t.co/isoabk9i66 https://ift.tt/3bEr8Ox http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198512583049217 https://ift.tt/3aHxrQe 卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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RT @thrasherxy: No words. Richard Hake was a pioneering gay voice of public radio and a reassuring, constant voice to many listeners in New York City (and to many of us personally). Devastating. https://t.co/k8ZCmftgUY https://ift.tt/3aB3Dof http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198496011452417 https://ift.tt/2yF7eEF 卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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RT @ZephyrTeachout: This is absolutely awful for New York. He acts like Thatcher--there is no alternative but austerity. We have a billionaires tax, a wealth tax, a stock transfer tax, increased corporate taxes, we can raise the money to take care of New Yorkers. There ARE alternatives. https://t.co/oi2DETFd4K https://ift.tt/3f15eHE http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198069471653890 https://ift.tt/3cTTJQt 卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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5 ★ Delivery Service.

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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@RexChapman I love that! Man, what a win. You were killing it.

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254254073567744000

The identities of Kim Jong Uns doctors has been revealed.

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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https://ift.tt/3f15eHE RT @ZephyrTeachout: This is absolutely awful for New York. He acts like Thatcher--there is no alternative but austerity. We have a billionaires tax, a wealth tax, a stock transfer tax, increased corporate taxes, we can raise the money to take care of New Yorkers. There ARE alternatives. https://t.co/oi2DETFd4K http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198069471653890 shaunking https://ift.tt/3f15eHE https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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Wonder how that’s going.

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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RT @WNYC: “It was a joy working with him." Richard Hake will be deeply missed. There will be remembrances of Richard during this hour on WNYC. https://t.co/pZGt0tyM1c

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254226686721306624

At least someone at my local grocery store's having fun with this. https://ift.tt/3bEbVgD https://ift.tt/3aCK531 via /r/funny

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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Lemme ansher that... https://ift.tt/2y0fwH5 https://ift.tt/3cMNltZ via /r/funny

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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RT @WNYC: We are devastated to share the news that our beloved colleague Richard Hake has died. https://t.co/isoabk9i66 https://ift.tt/3bEr8Ox http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198512583049217

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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RT @thrasherxy: No words. Richard Hake was a pioneering gay voice of public radio and a reassuring, constant voice to many listeners in New York City (and to many of us personally). Devastating. https://t.co/k8ZCmftgUY https://ift.tt/3aB3Dof http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198496011452417

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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RT @ZephyrTeachout: This is absolutely awful for New York. He acts like Thatcher--there is no alternative but austerity. We have a billionaires tax, a wealth tax, a stock transfer tax, increased corporate taxes, we can raise the money to take care of New Yorkers. There ARE alternatives. https://t.co/oi2DETFd4K https://ift.tt/3f15eHE http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198069471653890

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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At least someone at my local grocery store's having fun with this.

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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Lemme ansher that...

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

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RT @WNYC: We are devastated to share the news that our beloved colleague Richard Hake has died. https://t.co/isoabk9i66

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198512583049217

RT @thrasherxy: No words. Richard Hake was a pioneering gay voice of public radio and a reassuring, constant voice to many listeners in New York City (and to many of us personally). Devastating. https://t.co/k8ZCmftgUY

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198496011452417

RT @ZephyrTeachout: This is absolutely awful for New York. He acts like Thatcher--there is no alternative but austerity. We have a billionaires tax, a wealth tax, a stock transfer tax, increased corporate taxes, we can raise the money to take care of New Yorkers. There ARE alternatives. https://t.co/oi2DETFd4K

作者：匿名 - 4月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1254198069471653890

RT @Noah__Goldberg: “A lot of people described begging for medical care and hearing others beg for care, and either no one coming, or staff saying they are fine, even when the detained people are describing not being able to breathe,” the attorney wrote.

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253875531814223872

RT @Noah__Goldberg: NEW: An attorney who visited Brooklyn’s federal lockup for a site inspection found prison guards without adequate equipment to protect them from coronavirus, and inmates begging for medical attention, according to an email obtained by @nydailynews https://t.co/uaTPo4zPaY

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253875519755616257

RT @ShevrinJones: African-Americans are 14% of the nation’s population, but 33% in Coronavirus cases. That’s the tweet.

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253875328969293824

RT @OwensForGA13: Georgia is not ready to reopen nonessential businesses. Over 10 million lives are at risk. Not enought testing and PPE are in place. Help me amplify this message: #StaySafe #StayHome & #SaveLives https://t.co/8wY6cf6Czc

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253875298015338497

RT @nowthisnews: Joe Biden is worried that Trump will try to delay the presidential election. Trump likely can’t do that — but that doesn't mean voting will go off without a hitch in November (In partnership with @emcollective) https://t.co/bphJ6H1YjP

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253875257393532933

RT @PatrickStrud: It is with great sadness that we report the death of Shahin Shahablou to the coronavirus. He was a political prisoner in Iran who left the country for Britain to be gay. He became an award-winning photographer. But two months after finding love, he died: https://t.co/aYyIcc2gw5

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253874280963637254

Cat realizes humans cat speak in meowish

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

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https://ift.tt/2Y1Kcm4 Domestic violence in Russia https://ift.tt/2Y2yCqU via /r/funny reddit https://ift.tt/2Y1Kcm4 https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

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RT @RichMcHugh: Tara just confirmed to me that it is in fact her Mom's voice

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253871681963245570

RT @RichMcHugh: Video👇🏻 @ReadeAlexandra — is this your Mom’s voice? https://t.co/ospBhlKSvb https://t.co/r5WsXJ2vQb

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253871672672878596

RT @ryangrim: NEW: Tara Reade told mer her mother called the Larry King Live show in the '90s and discussed her daughter's problems with Biden's office, referring to him only as a "prominent senator." The call exists, and here's a transcript: https://t.co/KHpqDlrpOG https://t.co/5c7YIUdJ4f

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253871516351070210

RT @ryangrim: If Biden hadn’t flatly denied Reade was ever harassed or ever complained about harassment, this revelation might be less interesting, as it could be read as referring only to the harassment-though something serious enough to warrant taking to the press. This undermines the denial

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253871480234000384

RT @ryangrim: In August '93, the month Tara Reade left Biden's office, a woman called the Larry King show saying her daughter had problems at a prominent senator's office but did not want to go to the press about it. The woman was Reade's late mother. https://t.co/KHpqDlrpOG https://t.co/9SnX6P6gI7

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253871470872342531

RT @hollyotterbein: Tara Reade told me this is her mother's voice. https://t.co/7ymN6Pj55m

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253871404639977473

RT @bungdan: Trump flees as a reporter shouts "Mr. President, is now the time for sarcasm?" No questions. Wow, he must be shook. I thought there was no way he would pass up his microphone and rage dopamine hit.

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253870813801000964

RT @GeoffRBennett: Neither Dr. Birx nor Dr. Fauci are present for today's White House task force briefing

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253870168142426114

Every single day...

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

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What your face covering says about you

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

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A Walmartian, caught on camera!

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

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Cashier at the market thought I was paying with fake money. She had to call the manager over. Turns out this note was printed 6 years before she was born.

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

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Domestic violence in Russia https://ift.tt/2Y1Kcm4 https://ift.tt/2Y2yCqU via /r/funny

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

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Domestic violence in Russia

作者：匿名 - 4月 25, 2020

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RT @JuddLegum: We are in the middle of a pandemic that has already killed almost 50,000 Americans and the president held a press conference today and suggested trying to kill the virus by injecting people with disinfectant He wasn’t saying it to lighten the mood. He was serious.

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

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RT @ryanstruyk: FDA Commissioner on @CNN: "No, I certainly wouldn't recommend the internal ingestion of a disinfectant." https://t.co/dBGbNY8LB1

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253515824247209988

RT @AC360: "I certainly wouldn't recommend the internal ingestion of a disinfectant," says FDA Commissioner Dr. Stephen Hahn, responding to President Trump suggesting the use of a disinfectant that can kill a Covid-19 infection "by injection inside." #CNNTownHall https://t.co/IlD9ZOfPy7 https://t.co/jpFttUrZZE

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253515805477801991

RT @NBCNews: President Trump suggested that disinfectants could be explored as a possible treatment for COVID-19 infections — an extremely dangerous proposition that could kill people, medical experts stress. https://t.co/2gdZXHiFLb

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253515773580136448

RT @GeoffRBennett: Trump just wondered aloud from the podium about the potential benefits of injecting disinfectant into the body to kill coronavirus.

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253515044027011072

https://ift.tt/3bxtDCk RT @kai_newkirk: Only 1 Dem in the entire Congress voted no on the COVID relief bill because it didn't do enough: @AOC. I get the case for supporting limited relief even when it's shamefully inadequate. But until more Dems have the courage to use our leverage to demand better, we won't win it. http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253478253299298304 shaunking https://ift.tt/3bxtDCk https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

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The FULL cast to your quarantine

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

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I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my rude callers might look like. Today I thought I’d show you all a kind caller. Here’s Ruth from today, when told how long she would have to wait for our services:

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

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RT @aishaismad: Biden has appointed Larry Summers as economic adviser to his campaign. The man who oversaw global disaster capitalism in the 90s . The man who promoted & oversaw wall street deregulation. The man who slammed M4A & the GND This is nothing but a huge F U to Bernie and his people

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253508558416683009

A mess. https://t.co/dY4iUQATZh

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253508486589222913

RT @matthewferner: Virginia ends prison gerrymandering! Fifth state since 2019 to end this terrible and democracy-warping practice which counts incarcerated people where they are detained rather than at their last known residence for purposes of redistricting, via @taniel: https://t.co/7AmW1s3luW

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253508272553852936

RT @SenSanders: Here's an idea for @JeffBezos: Instead of handing out t-shirts, maybe, as the richest man on Earth, you can provide all of your workers with paid sick leave, hazard pay, protective gear, and a safe and sanitary workplace. https://t.co/PXBANp0BTY

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253508098049945600

RT @danielmarans: As promised, @AOC is the only Democrat to vote against Stimulus 3.5 today. She is joined by Republicans Hice, Biggs, Buck and Massie. Amash voted present and 35 members did not cast a vote. https://t.co/dmU22MYa29

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253508011424874498

RT @chipfranklin: Sunlight kills the virus? Yeah, at "176 degrees!" So Trump says it's ok to go outside...if you're on fucking Neptune. He's lying, and people will die because of it. https://t.co/sl72gOzytn

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253505869498679296

RT @Acosta: Birx disagrees on sunlight as a treatment for the virus: “not as a treatment.” Again top government doctor disagrees with Trump’s scientific ideas at briefing.

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253505726535827456

@KyleKulinski Correct.

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253503061663854592

RT @danielmarans: New: The four progressive lawmakers known as the "Squad" are calling for Democratic leaders to provide a clear timeline for a vote on more ambitious COVID-19 relief legislation. https://t.co/hH9DeY2SQ0 via @HuffPostPol

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253496369572016129

RT @kai_newkirk: THREAD Progressives suffered another major defeat with this COVID 3.5 bill. Our communities desperately need a better result next time & "next time" must be ASAP. If we want a better result, we need to fight differently starting now. Here are the keys to victory that I see.

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253496252420861952

Due to the sharp reduction in carbon emissions, icebergs are returning to glaciers for first time in a over 100 years.

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

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My math teacher sent this to me on google classroom

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

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RT @justicedems: .@AOC is fighting with incredible courage and determination to deliver relief for millions of people going through hell right now amid so many excuses from Washington. #PutPeopleFirst https://t.co/sEOU41gJmF

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253478937096642560

RT @kai_newkirk: Only 1 Dem in the entire Congress voted no on the COVID relief bill because it didn't do enough: @AOC. I get the case for supporting limited relief even when it's shamefully inadequate. But until more Dems have the courage to use our leverage to demand better, we won't win it.

作者：匿名 - 4月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253478253299298304

RT @LolOverruled: Columbia Law School: $35,000 per semester, $400 million endowment, $11 billion university endowment Everyone goes home halfway through semester, all facilities closed, classes graded P/F, externships effectively canceled. Me: I sure hope they refund me some money! Columbia: https://t.co/UagDrMFvkg

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253151322037248000

https://ift.tt/2VWfFUe Congratulations! https://ift.tt/3avoObs via /r/funny reddit https://ift.tt/2VWfFUe https://ift.tt/3avoObs

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @TheNorthStar: In These Tweets is a weekly cultural dive into trending topics on Twitter. A collection of snapshot analyses on a variety of moments impacting our world. Sometimes serious, sometimes light, always substantive. We outchea, #InTheseTweets. | @drose225 https://t.co/aBos5rGzEW https://t.co/zsmtwVm7Ci

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253145518492041216

RT @ahnbrand: A federal judge in Cleveland has ordered all vulnerable inmates at FCI Elkton, the site of one of the worst COVID-19 outbreaks in the nation, to be released or transferred. Read the order here: https://t.co/KgqQys0xOz https://t.co/a05WZDJAQR

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253144935886397442

RT @NaomiAKlein: I miss Bernie. https://t.co/GvljXfInxA

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253144907616849923

RT @ryangrim: A Hawkfish employee spelled out that their motivation is to control Dem tech and data and use that gate keeping power to reshape the party in Bloomberg’s image and they are still at the top of Biden’s list https://t.co/Nmd5ny2Oo8 https://t.co/puwvSBWwc8

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253137160187887616

RT @ryangrim: That Biden is still (!) considering Bloomberg’s Hawkfish to run his tech and data instead of just hiring people and doing the damn thing is not confidence inspiring https://t.co/8kX7TWLout

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253137149949546497

RT @ScottHech: I’m livid. Outraged at the cruelty of our leaders toward those incarcerated. Dem & Republican. Red and blue. Federal, state, and local. Governors. Mayors. Prosecutors. Police. Legislators. Nearly all are content to just let hundreds of thousands get infected and die. https://ift.tt/2zgrRHs http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253129590505189376

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @RAPPcampaign: BREAKING: The 4th incarcerated person at Sing Sing prison has died with COVID-19. The rate of infection at Sing Sing is 2X higher than all of NY State. People at Sing Sing report tests aren't available to them "unless they are dying." Our statement: @NYGovCuomo, #ClemencyNow https://t.co/oavESW90EA https://ift.tt/2RXBr8G http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253129510578540552

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @PramilaJayapal: We need to cut out the red tape and get Americans their payments quickly. @RashidaTlaib and I are working to get everyone $2,000 monthly, direct deposits — many folks can’t afford to wait a day longer, let alone weeks, for paper relief checks to arrive. https://t.co/tCR7sPf8sA https://ift.tt/2XVFwOr http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253128869550477314

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @ScottHech: I’m livid. Outraged at the cruelty of our leaders toward those incarcerated. Dem & Republican. Red and blue. Federal, state, and local. Governors. Mayors. Prosecutors. Police. Legislators. Nearly all are content to just let hundreds of thousands get infected and die.

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253129590505189376

RT @RAPPcampaign: BREAKING: The 4th incarcerated person at Sing Sing prison has died with COVID-19. The rate of infection at Sing Sing is 2X higher than all of NY State. People at Sing Sing report tests aren't available to them "unless they are dying." Our statement: @NYGovCuomo, #ClemencyNow https://t.co/oavESW90EA

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253129510578540552

RT @PramilaJayapal: We need to cut out the red tape and get Americans their payments quickly. @RashidaTlaib and I are working to get everyone $2,000 monthly, direct deposits — many folks can’t afford to wait a day longer, let alone weeks, for paper relief checks to arrive. https://t.co/tCR7sPf8sA

作者：匿名 - 4月 23, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1253128869550477314

https://ift.tt/3ayMjk4 There are 1000s of small businesses like Ben's Chili Bowl that are going to close unless Congressional leadership steps up. Small business closures are a policy choice. Mass unemployment is a policy choice. We need to pass a paycheck guarantee. https://t.co/myMsAVhdxj http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252756992495505410 shaunking https://ift.tt/3ayMjk4 https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @ErikaAndiola: I am exhausted and got so much to say. Immigrants are paying the price for the failures of this egomaniac. #DontLookAway https://t.co/HjlgtRuB67

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252777844398161921

RT @kai_newkirk: Are you furious with how @SpeakerPelosi continuously refuses to use her power to fight for the massive relief program working class families desperately need during this crisis? Then join me in supporting the progressive fighter running to unseat her in CA: @ShahidForChange. https://t.co/8UDnH9qIzJ https://t.co/iMenvkejZQ

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252777807454720000

RT @NicholsUprising: It is no great surprise that McConnell and Republican senators refuse to check and balance Donald Trump. But why aren’t Pelosi and House Democrats calling Trump out, aggressively and unequivocally, for claiming—and abusing—powers that he does not have? https://t.co/DsY4X3ALJp https://ift.tt/2S0qHXk http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252762701325090816

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @GunnelsWarren: Projected⬆️in unemployment: 🇩🇪: 3.2%➡️5.9% 🇬🇧: 3.9%➡️7% 🇫🇷: 8.5%➡️12% 🇺🇸: 3.5%➡️32.1% Projected⬆️ in # of uninsured: 🇩🇪: 0 🇬🇧: 0 🇫🇷: 0 🇺🇸: At least 12 million Solution: Guarantee healthcare and paychecks like other wealthy countries do. https://t.co/44ijS2evzL https://ift.tt/2yxjxmw http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252762621616492545

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

LOOK AT THIS. https://t.co/j3VBqcOHiw https://ift.tt/2KnaW8x http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252762612674297856

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @theintercept: “People are just dying that normally, typically don’t die … like dead on arrival. Expired shortly after coming. And it’s just like a bodybag detail.” Watch: Life and Death Inside New York's Busiest Emergency Room https://t.co/TQOtn3bBsT by Lillian Udell, @paulabowd https://t.co/22g8dsjKg3 https://ift.tt/34Z1Ubd http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252762465001185280

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @kai_newkirk: Are you furious with how @SpeakerPelosi continuously refuses to use her power to fight for the massive relief program working class families desperately need during this crisis? Then join me in supporting the progressive fighter running to unseat her in CA: @ShahidForChange. https://t.co/8UDnH9qIzJ https://t.co/iMenvkejZQ https://ift.tt/2VtwfM1 http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252760434672726016

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

There are 1000s of small businesses like Ben's Chili Bowl that are going to close unless Congressional leadership steps up. Small business closures are a policy choice. Mass unemployment is a policy choice. We need to pass a paycheck guarantee. https://t.co/myMsAVhdxj https://ift.tt/3ayMjk4 http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252756992495505410

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

What a “Dickhead”

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

https://ift.tt/3cGMvPD via /r/funny

RT @ErikaAndiola: I am exhausted and got so much to say. Immigrants are paying the price for the failures of this egomaniac. #DontLookAway https://t.co/HjlgtRuB67

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252768806843215872

@KeeangaYamahtta @AllegedlyZo I literally don't understand

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252766531202809856

RT @KeeangaYamahtta: But why are they calling the public “consumers”? https://t.co/BU6Lgendvl

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252766486927749122

RT @NicholsUprising: It is no great surprise that McConnell and Republican senators refuse to check and balance Donald Trump. But why aren’t Pelosi and House Democrats calling Trump out, aggressively and unequivocally, for claiming—and abusing—powers that he does not have? https://t.co/DsY4X3ALJp

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252762701325090816

RT @GunnelsWarren: Projected⬆️in unemployment: 🇩🇪: 3.2%➡️5.9% 🇬🇧: 3.9%➡️7% 🇫🇷: 8.5%➡️12% 🇺🇸: 3.5%➡️32.1% Projected⬆️ in # of uninsured: 🇩🇪: 0 🇬🇧: 0 🇫🇷: 0 🇺🇸: At least 12 million Solution: Guarantee healthcare and paychecks like other wealthy countries do. https://t.co/44ijS2evzL

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252762621616492545

LOOK AT THIS. https://t.co/j3VBqcOHiw

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252762612674297856

RT @theintercept: “People are just dying that normally, typically don’t die … like dead on arrival. Expired shortly after coming. And it’s just like a bodybag detail.” Watch: Life and Death Inside New York's Busiest Emergency Room https://t.co/TQOtn3bBsT by Lillian Udell, @paulabowd https://t.co/22g8dsjKg3

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252762465001185280

RT @kai_newkirk: Are you furious with how @SpeakerPelosi continuously refuses to use her power to fight for the massive relief program working class families desperately need during this crisis? Then join me in supporting the progressive fighter running to unseat her in CA: @ShahidForChange. https://t.co/8UDnH9qIzJ https://t.co/iMenvkejZQ

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252760434672726016

There are 1000s of small businesses like Ben's Chili Bowl that are going to close unless Congressional leadership steps up. Small business closures are a policy choice. Mass unemployment is a policy choice. We need to pass a paycheck guarantee. https://t.co/myMsAVhdxj

作者：匿名 - 4月 22, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252756992495505410

RT @kai_newkirk: "If it matches up with what has been reported, I will not support this bill." @AOC is right. Progressives in Congress should join her in pledging to vote no on this deal. Millions are desperate. Thousands are dying. We need a bigger fix. #PutPeopleFirst https://t.co/bcnxVMCO03 https://ift.tt/3cAFhfX http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252419035079208968

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @RAICESTEXAS: This was just tweeted from @realDonaldTrump’s account. We don’t know what this means in terms of actual policy or who this will effect yet. We don’t even know if it’s true. What we do know: This is cruel and driven by xenophobia and white supremacy. https://t.co/0aCaok41X1

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252445205015322624

RT @kai_newkirk: "If it matches up with what has been reported, I will not support this bill." @AOC is right. Progressives in Congress should join her in pledging to vote no on this deal. Millions are desperate. Thousands are dying. We need a bigger fix. #PutPeopleFirst https://t.co/bcnxVMCO03

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252445124841226241

My brother wanted to measure the trees in his yard. This is how did he did it.

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

https://ift.tt/3eBK6Yf via /r/funny

RT @RAICESTEXAS: This was just tweeted from @realDonaldTrump’s account. We don’t know what this means in terms of actual policy or who this will effect yet. We don’t even know if it’s true. What we do know: This is cruel and driven by xenophobia and white supremacy. https://t.co/0aCaok41X1

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252429870144995330

RT @ErikaAndiola: I saw this s*** coming. He will always blame us for everything that happens to this country. Always. Immigrants feed your families while you're in quarantine America. We are not the problem. The problem is his f'en ego. Don't let this racist fool you. #DontLookAway in November. https://t.co/jaCuggoKzS

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252429329784467456

RT @davidminpdx: 32. According to the New York Times, of the top 10 largest clusters of COVID infections – infections from a single source – 6 of 10 are prisons or jails. https://t.co/piXPcuP994

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252424377146073094

RT @RAPPcampaign: "I urge @NYGovCuomo to exercise real, national leadership by granting mass #ClemencyNow...I also urge my former colleagues on the Parole Board to immediately grant parole release." - Former Parole Board Commissioner Carol Shapiro https://t.co/cqz3RTwlHi

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252424282652635137

RT @kai_newkirk: "If it matches up with what has been reported, I will not support this bill." @AOC is right. Progressives in Congress should join her in pledging to vote no on this deal. Millions are desperate. Thousands are dying. We need a bigger fix. #PutPeopleFirst https://t.co/bcnxVMCO03

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252424052263669760

https://ift.tt/2VL2LIn RT @TheNorthStar: "Taylor cited several pieces of legislation that Jones has supported that she would work to dismantle. Jones has allied himself with Republican lawmakers throughout his tenure, AJC reported.” | From @nrojas0131 https://t.co/walq87STzY http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252394583729700869 shaunking https://ift.tt/2VL2LIn https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @kai_newkirk: "If it matches up with what has been reported, I will not support this bill." @AOC is right. Progressives in Congress should join her in pledging to vote no on this deal. Millions are desperate. Thousands are dying. We need a bigger fix. #PutPeopleFirst https://t.co/bcnxVMCO03

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252419035079208968

RT @SenSanders: It makes no sense for young people to be denied jobs because they were arrested for smoking marijuana. It is time to legalize marijuana, expunge past marijuana convictions and end the failed war on drugs. https://t.co/KimMYKoLAn

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252418838064271362

RT @lhfang: Milwaukee documents seven coronavirus cases linked to in-person voting in the April 7 election https://t.co/U1gcijPIRq by @akela_lacy

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252418780912734210

RT @JStein_WaPo: .@AOC asks 4 coronavirus package: -- Have public programs pay 4 COVID treatments; -- Make monthly checks recurring; -- Have checks cover immigrants (ITINs instead of SSNs) One of few House Ds to threaten to vote against current bill, centered on small biz; hospitals; & testing

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252418561441579017

RT @AdamSerwer: South Dakota’s (white) governor didn’t shut down, and now the state has a huge outbreak including at a Smithfield plant where the company is blaming immigrants for having big families https://t.co/tcvHRVPKxH https://t.co/7BkYG2GRNb

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252418527836770305

RT @AdyBarkan: GOOD BREAKING NEWS: Progress! Looks like we avoided a terrible deal today, and "Democrats have not relented on demands for more money for state and local governments, despite Republicans insisting that is a red line in the current talks." https://t.co/lSc5hQjFuI

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252418477375148032

@larabazelon Congrats!!

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252416411713933314

When the man comes around

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

https://ift.tt/2RT5LkJ via /r/funny

RT @JamaalBowmanNY: Where is Democratic Party leadership on this? Settlement expansion and explicit calls for annexation completely undermine peace and security for all Israelis and Palestinians. cc: @RepEliotEngel @HouseForeign https://t.co/8tjWTFBE8r

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252405638870659072

RT @TheNorthStar: "Taylor cited several pieces of legislation that Jones has supported that she would work to dismantle. Jones has allied himself with Republican lawmakers throughout his tenure, AJC reported.” | From @nrojas0131 https://t.co/walq87STzY

作者：匿名 - 4月 21, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252394583729700869

RT @ninaturner: Join @shaunking and me tomorrow night at 9p EST on IG Live for #MotivationMonday #HelloSomebody! https://t.co/0V64O9qBJ0

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252064940720033794

RT @SarahSpain: Phil Jackson being cool with Pip missing MONTHS of their last season because he wanted to spite management & enjoy his offseason is a perfect example of how Phil managed to keep all the egos in check & kept guys happy. Was always a player’s coach. #TheLastDance

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252059709076582403

RT @Dame_Lillard: Mike from another planet lol... #TheLastDance ... Pip slept on like a mf too smh

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252059618450300930

RT @dabeard: In just one Ohio prison, 1,828 inmates — 73% of the total — have tested positive for #COVID19, state officials say. The remaining 667 prisoners now are in quarantine. https://t.co/C1Eu1AHusW #coronavirus

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252059492621193216

This is an abomination. https://t.co/U9FyiLn7IP

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252059472857571328

https://ift.tt/3eA7EfZ RT @daeshikjr: How can we prepare to reopen our economy if we can’t trust decision makers to provide accurate transparent information? Public Health Officer Dr. Duchin sent an email 28 hrs before the Sounders game pushing for cancelations of all large gatherings. Profit was chosen over people. https://t.co/SyyHTYwV35 http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252022660608950272 shaunking https://ift.tt/3eA7EfZ https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

Told my nine year old I’d give her $100 if she copied exactly everything I did.

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

https://ift.tt/34NzbpO via /r/funny

RT @BernieSanders: We can't continue along the path of greed and unfettered capitalism, in which three people own more wealth than the bottom half of Americans and tens of millions struggle to afford food, housing, and education. We must go forward in a very new direction.

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252059371992952837

RT @embryonicaviv: Over 50 cars surrounded T. Don Hutto Detention Center in Taylor, TX today as part of @NeverAgainActn and @RAICESTEXAS’s statewide Day of Action to #FreeThemAll and #CloseTheCamps. https://t.co/5eRbti4oS6

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252056049575587840

RT @kai_newkirk: This is not even close to what we need. Progressives cannot settle for this deal. We must unite now to push Pelosi to reconvene & pass a #PeopleFirst recovery bill in the House. Then fight to pass it as is––and give the people a chance for a final deal miles better than this. https://t.co/yNtSkeceE0

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252055577338900480

#TheLastDance. https://ift.tt/2XP0b6I http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252039633778757632

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @fshakir: .@RashidaTlaib has a tough primary fight, and she could use help from all of us https://t.co/0nOuZYzsej https://ift.tt/2z9ncqM http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252033843017789442

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

I think I broke the cat with a scare https://ift.tt/2VnF75P https://ift.tt/2yrDgE9 via /r/funny

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

Finish Him https://ift.tt/2wSkDIV https://ift.tt/2wRnge9 via /r/funny

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k

RT @daeshikjr: How can we prepare to reopen our economy if we can’t trust decision makers to provide accurate transparent information? Public Health Officer Dr. Duchin sent an email 28 hrs before the Sounders game pushing for cancelations of all large gatherings. Profit was chosen over people. https://t.co/SyyHTYwV35 https://ift.tt/3eA7EfZ http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1252022660608950272

作者：匿名 - 4月 20, 2020

卵磷脂油蛋黃油 https://ift.tt/2xeg88k