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RT @JumaaneWilliams: ...Cause they do more than "just dribble" #BlackLivesMatter #ColinKaepernick https://t.co/uHzkkMZeJE

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289171207435227140

RT @RachelBLevinson: This is a devastating read. It is breathtaking how bad our situation is, and how much is due to criminally incompetent & negligent leadership. Americans are dying, losing jobs, seeing their children’s schooling evaporate - why? To own the blue states. https://t.co/HcKZkz7FKW

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289168265663713280

RT @ArielCohen37: Jaw dropping. “Most troubling of all, perhaps, was a sentiment the expert said a member of Kushner’s team expressed: that because the virus had hit blue states hardest, a national plan was unnecessary and would not make sense politically.” https://t.co/H9t0lWrEKS

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289168221224996866

RT @mattduss: Imagine the administration had intel on an imminent terrorist attack that would kill over 100,000 people, and chose to do nothing because it was politically easier. That’s what we have here. We need to be talking about accountability. For all of it. https://t.co/wYt6nUAdU1

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289168049862393856

RT @stjbs: TODAY: Fort Bend narcotics unit overwhelmingly stops, searches Hispanics. Is it racial profiling? — very proud of this investigation, with the intrepid @Dexinvestigates https://t.co/qGlcEBbt8o)

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289167875308224513

Dad retired today. He’s been home 5 min.

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Glass door for sale. Assembly required.

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RT @RealJusticePAC: Hawaii’s incarcerates 390 prisoners per 100,000 people. This makes Hawaii is one of the top 20 incarcerators in the world. @Esser4J will transform this inhumane system and focus on treatment instead of sending people to jail in Honolulu.

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289091759897796608

RT @chesaboudin: Today, I joined 31 other prosecutors and 44 correctional leaders in calling for the closure of youth prisons. As we explain in our letter, conditions in youth prisons were inhumane before the COVID-19 pandemic. Now they are horrific. https://t.co/XJ6NTJBEbx

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289091721540894724

RT @WalkerBragman: The Democratic Party has made clear that it will not deliver: - Legal marijuana - Monthly relief with automatic adjustments - Rent forgiveness - Student debt forgiveness - Medicare-for-all - Fracking ban - Even minimal military budget cuts - Video game military recruitment ban

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289091678083719169

RT @hollyotterbein: Another interesting moment from the DNC rules committee meeting: A proposed charter amendment "rejecting corporate PAC money & banning corporate lobbyists from serving on the DNC" was tabled, un-tabled after a progressive complained, and then defeated. https://t.co/tvSbq42Jhr

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289091157272797185

RT @matthewferner: Sixteen-year-old William Haymon has spent more than 500 days in an adult jail in rural Lexington, Mississippi without being charged. There are no state rules governing how long a person can be incarcerated without being formally charged with a crime. https://t.co/QCG82lOtuU

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289085613690572800

RT @ethanbrown72: When LA Sheriff's deputy Austreberto Gonzalez anonymously reported a fellow deputy to internal affairs for assaulting a colleague he received a text message reading "ART IS A RAT." Austreberto said he was then harassed by The Executioners, a "deputy gang." https://t.co/YWRbySJ7Vr

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289085569226747904

RT @BrentWelder: Many Biden nominees abstained but 105 of them are now on the record opposing this anti-corruption amendment. I believe every @BernieSanders nominee supported it. Thanks to all real progressives for having my back and fighting against corporate corruption.

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289085435201937408

RT @BrentWelder: ...virtually all Biden nominees on the cmte voted to “table” the anti-corruption amendment to try and kill it without having to go on the record. BUT the @BernieSanders nominees on the cmte revolted behind the scenes and we won a motion to get a recorded up or down vote...

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289085403597873152

RT @BrentWelder: Today as a @BernieSanders nominee on the @DNC Rules Committee I proposed an anti-corruption amendment to ban corporate PAC money to the DNC, and to ban corp lobbyists from serving on the DNC. The Biden camp recruited a corp lobbyist on the Rules Cmte to speak against it, then...

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289085359264071680

RT @miriamkrinsky: 1/ BREAKING: Over 70 elected prosecutors, youth correctional administrators & law enforcement leaders call to CLOSE ALL YOUTH PRISONS in this joint statement with Youth Correctional Leaders for Justice @CUJusticeLab: https://t.co/tBtP4pwcGg #beyondyouthprisons https://t.co/ocd2aCyUzy

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289053778654695424

RT @ethanbrown72: LA Sheriff's deputy gangs like The Executioners, Banditos and the 3000 Boys are part of the "department’s white supremacist gang culture that encourages excessive force, particularly against minorities." https://t.co/ciOxmu7V5Y

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1289043548420149249

Hollywood is just getting lazy at this point.

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Just increased my car’s value by 1 billion dollars

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This propane tank painted like Hank Hill's Lego head

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Give it time to simmer

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The Universal Phrase

作者：匿名 - 7月 31, 2020

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Wow. Trump supporting congressman @replouiegohmert literally berated his congressional aides for wearing masks in the office. Required every one of them to be there daily. They went on the record about it. Now he has the coronavirus. https://t.co/xAJO3cE0e8

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288674719017959425

RT @fordm: A lot of folks in power haven’t really grappled with what the next few months will look like. https://t.co/9MxneB0qeZ

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288674318596091910

VERY IMPORTANT. Stop hiring police. Hire social workers instead. IT WORKS. https://t.co/XBxeYySIR7

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288674264057622533

RT @NatStClair: Kentucky town hires two social workers instead of more police - rapidly they experience "a significant drop in repeat 911 calls with approximately 15 percent fewer people going to jail." https://t.co/8nDaiCbWS8

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288674111569436675

RT @ScottHech: When you hear “defund police” remember that (1) police are actually spectacularly bad at what they claim theyre there for—public safety—and (2) there are tried & true alternatives that actually produce results. https://t.co/4K18ZemaaK

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288674071971008516

RT @COVID19Tracking: OK, our daily update is published. States reported 840k tests completed, nearly 66k new cases, and hospitalizations ticked up. The major observation, however, is that states reported more than 1400 deaths today, the most since May 15. https://t.co/PGCu7Z4pXC

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288673699290382338

RT @KTLA: If enacted, the proposed law would put California at the forefront of legal efforts to criminalize the “blue code of silence” https://t.co/nIU51XOF69

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288672877684957186

RT @marclamonthill: There are MANY critiques to have of Kamala Harris. There are also reasons to be wary of anyone who wants to lead American empire. But framing her as uniquely, excessively, and unacceptably “ambitious” is a practice clearly rooted in racism and sexism.

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288672741244239874

RT @AnaKasparian: Chris Hayes called out by NBC colleague for accurately describing NYPD kidnapping. There. I fixed it. https://t.co/SQvaw5wqVz

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288672696348401666

RT @GrimKim: “Just following orders.” https://t.co/t3Yd0mHOrN

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288669829864591360

RT @paulajean2020: Senator @BernieSanders , thank you so much for your leadership, support, and genuine care for the people of West Virginia. I look forward to the opportunity to be an ally in your courageous fight for progress. #NotMeUs https://t.co/n4Fziewxo3

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288669808251277318

RT @dabeard: He co-founded the pro-Trump group Turning Point USA, whose leaders have opposed mask-wearing, promoted hydroxychloroquine, and pushed for the early opening of businesses. Bill Montgomery, 80, died from complications of #COVID19. https://t.co/61UIBHKXdT

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288669172147392517

RT @politico: The co-founder of conservative student group Turning Point USA, Bill Montgomery, has died from complications of the coronavirus https://t.co/uvgMOEu6qU

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288669150454468609

RT @kenklippenstein: https://t.co/voeYTJPJxT

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288668961073238018

RT @grassroots_law: Officer Jarrett Tonn is back on the force, over a month after killing Sean Monterrosa. Tonn has been involved in THREE other on-duty shootings in the last 5 years alone. He shouldn't be around the community. Tonn needs to be fired and charged. https://t.co/Ymnv2LjbyC

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288668870023286785

RT @jduffyrice: Lot of nice white liberals outraged by this tweet who would be even more outraged if anyone dared tried to build public or even multi-family housing in their neighborhood. It’s VERY often left-of-center people who fight against affordable housing. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 https://t.co/2oaSD40m5X

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288668800439771137

RT @GeoffRBennett: After tomorrow, former President Obama will have euologized John Lewis, Elijah Cummings and John McCain at funeral services the current President of the United States either stayed away from or was not invited to.

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288668667488735232

RT @printmatic: "I fascinate as I assassinate, it's no task" Malik B's verse from "I Remain Calm" had so much style in it. RIP. https://t.co/Hrh0kAxKYY

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288657259464216578

RT @nprmusic: Malik Abdul Baset, a rapper best known for his work with @theroots as Malik B., has died. He was 47. https://t.co/XhOqI87pvd

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288657020846055433

RT @shaunking: Seattle @MayorJenny can now officially get removed from office. Superior Court Judge ruled that she put her constituents in danger by allow Seattle PD to tear gas protestors during a pandemic. This is happening. https://t.co/UUHzC7J8Qd

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288643845614383105

Thank you @RAICESTEXAS for creating this video and uplifting Black immigrants. Here's the reality. The same systemic racism endemic to the police, is woven through our immigration system. https://t.co/PYjfocs1K2 #AbolishICE

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288632739063726080

Bob, The Necromancer

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Seattle @MayorJenny can now officially get removed from office. Superior Court Judge ruled that she put her constituents in danger by allow Seattle PD to tear gas protestors during a pandemic. This is happening. https://t.co/UUHzC7J8Qd

作者：匿名 - 7月 30, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288615414285574149

RT @PramilaJayapal: Attorney General Bill Barr must resign.

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288295767589912576

RT @ScottHech: Are you pretending to be completely unaware of the brutal terror and racist violence your police force commits on a mass scale daily? https://t.co/prSdf4HPZ7

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288294584729165825

RT @davidminpdx: This is why “defund the police” is the only option. Our local leaders have either lost all *will to hold police accountable or else – and far scarier – they have lost the actual ability. In any case, only by starving them of money can they be reined in. https://t.co/y3pXwlqbBT

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288294561773752321

RT @davidminpdx: This is really the fundamental question that the press should be asking of every mayor, every city council person. Local officials have given the police a blank check and averted their gaze at police misconduct for so long, they seem incapable of exerting any oversight at all. https://t.co/XyPURI4EkY

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288294546972053510

RT @WaywardWinifred: These are the 125 @DNC platform committee members who voted against Medicare for All. Some are elected officials, others are union leaders. All are cowards. History will remember your actions. https://t.co/y8Ia9Y99g1

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288289599861805056

RT @telushk: Well now I gotta go see the pickle movie. This kicks ass @Sethrogen, shkoyach! https://t.co/4XzPzy7G30

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288778839306241

RT @ben_geier: Thank you, @Sethrogen. Young Jews who reject the ethnic cleansing and apartheid in Israel need to say so loudly, both for our older relatives and to show younger Jews another option exists. https://t.co/iDfADcCmxH

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288741229035523

RT @codepink: "Literally they forget to include the fact to every young Jewish person: Basically, oh yeah, there were people living there." Thank you, @SethRogen, for using your platform to educate folks on the true history of Israel's theft of Palestinian land👏🏽👏🏿👏🏼👏🏾 https://t.co/sCNd2gveFd

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288707754233857

RT @zei_squirrel: seth rogen must be protected at all costs https://t.co/1WrjN1rDCd

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288685134356480

RT @jvplive: "I also think that as a Jewish person, I was fed a huge amount of lies about Israel my entire life. They never tell you, that oh by the way, there were people there. They make it seem like it was just sitting there, oh the f*cking door’s open!" -Seth Rogen https://t.co/2ZoOqjHiz1

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288615160840194

@NYPDnews No they weren’t

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288410722021381

RT @chipfranklin: Just in case you aren’t paying attention, NYPD is kidnapping protesters off the streets in broad daylight. Not Trump’s storm troopers. NYPD!

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288098426802176

RT @disruptionary: Scary display of authority by the NYPD. It looks like they are actively assisting unmarked white vans in kidnapping of protesters. https://t.co/zBxjvNljc6

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288036879568896

RT @CynthiaNixon: Trump’s thugs have arrived in NYC What I want to know @NYCMayor is why the NYPD is eagerly helping them kidnap innocent protestors. Are you now working hand in hand with Trump & ICE to terrorize NYers? https://t.co/hD9bKAwrAc

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288288001672589318

RT @ScottHech: This is terrifying. And here’s the thing: This happens everyday in Black & Brown communities. People feel incarcerated. Scared to walk outside. NYPD out in plain clothes. Unmarked vehicles. Homes raided. Stopped. Thrown in vans. “Why are you arresting him!”https://t.co/j6EyrI1SBc

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288287954935349248

RT @MichelleLhooq: NYC is taking after Portland - a trans femme protestor was pulled into an unmarked van at the Abolition Park protest - this was at 2nd Ave and 25th Street https://t.co/1PDhSYuK9h

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288284266745540609

RT @tiffany_caban: People are being kidnapped. @NYCMayor this is your NYPD. https://t.co/KmXIlKCfvk

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288284172402991105

RT @daeshikjr: You had Seattle Mayor Durkan on and didn’t think to bring up the irony between her claiming Trump’s feds make local protests unsafe and the attacks her constituents endured by her own police department? @maddow either you’re protecting these neoliberals or you need new producers. https://t.co/6dUQtFBhWe

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288273775553687552

RT @6Gems: We're incredibly excited + elated to receive a $3M donation from Mackenzie Scott to support our work at @BlackGirlsCode / honored to be amongst an incredible list of transformative peer organizations! 116 Organizations Driving Change by MacKenzie Scott https://t.co/iIqU8fEQMT

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

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Students teach the most valuable lessons

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A perfect egg

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I design unnecessary products so today I built a ceiling fan for my car.

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RT @GunnelsWarren: GOP COVID-19 bill winners: Boeing (Apache helicopters, jets, missile defense) Lockheed Martin (F-35s, Hercules planes) General Dynamics (Destroyers, Stryker vehicles) CEOs (meals & entertainment) GOP COVID-19 bill losers: The hungry The sick The unemployed Essential workers

作者：匿名 - 7月 29, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288257242383282177

RT @Booker4KY: Medicare for All.

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288040007685595137

Eat it

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RT @ninaturner: Shameful as hell!! #MedicareForAll https://t.co/BgJ9g9FNVO

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

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RT @davidminpdx: Unbelievable. https://t.co/Ece4x3CpiL

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288038771011788800

RT @RoKhanna: Millions have lost their jobs. They should not lose their healthcare. Our party has been for MedicareForAll since FDR & Truman. It was stripped from our platform in 1980. I stand with all of the activists who believe that our party must stand for extending Medicare to everyone. https://t.co/oazYuxuiIe

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288038700660723713

RT @GunnelsWarren: Wrong, Elon. The left is winning the middle. 72% want to expand Social Security 69% want #MedicareForAll 67% want a $15 minimum wage 67% want to make marijuana legal 64% want to tax your extreme wealth 64% support unions 63% want the #GreenNewDeal 58% want to #CancelStudentDebt https://t.co/uqR1bTPMS5

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288038645178523648

RT @RealJusticePAC: From 1978 to 2016: 🔹 Growth in Hawaii's population: 53% 🔹 Growth in Hawaii’s combined jail and prison population: 670% This unjust system has destroyed families and communities for too long. @Esser4J will put a stop to it by focusing on treatment instead of jails.

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288038562131333121

Trump announced he was throwing out the first pitch for the Yankees on opening day... Except he literally wasn’t invited to do it. HE MADE IT UP. He’s a damn fool. And he ended up needing to cancel the whole thing. https://t.co/GTy0oOHGh0

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288038507601104897

RT @sophiemeixner: My former landlord did not fix a faulty bathroom door handle despite repeated requests. When my housemate got TRAPPED in the bathroom and had to kick his way out, they then tried to bill us for the repair cost. We refused. They took us to the RTA. We won 💪 https://t.co/0rgoyiyx5y

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1288021889781321731

RT @scottheins: In spite of a passionate speech by Sanders delegate @swalker06 on how marijuana legalization is a crucial step towards racial justice in America, @TheDemocrats have rejected federal legalization of marijuana https://t.co/uO8BbEN7jx

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

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What an outstanding Cosplay!

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new puma logo!

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Im home now..walked 😶

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For any successful task, Consistency is the key!

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Saw a spot on the floor at work and instantly thought of the Wat lady

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Shitpost

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My daughter’s favourite way to cool me off after a long run on a hot day.

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Oh my god scary

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Happy story

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GO AROUND

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now that's better

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RT @JessedHagopian: Don’t miss @NikkitaOliver bringing the fire on @democracynow today about Trump sending troops and defunding the police! https://t.co/sdWvWNaU4e

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287892471364628480

RT @ninaturner: Let me get this straight they can fund 1.8 Billion to build a new FBI building but not give direct assistance to families in need! America...seriously? We can not put up with this bullsh🤬t! People are losing their lives and livelihoods during this pandemic. https://t.co/PFItFv8w1L

作者：匿名 - 7月 28, 2020

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Looked over and saw my new puppy sitting like this...just...watching me.

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

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My grandma, an avid gardener, has been wearing this mask for weeks. The checkout lady at the store today explained it to her

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Probably

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My scissors broke. They were just as surprised as I was.

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I want his shades

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Fighting [oc]

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

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RT @redschulte: We've got tons of bookcases and shelves, used books, zines, art, + more to sell before this move! 💗😭 Please come thru if you can! Wear a mask! Free condoms + fentanyl testing strips available too! https://t.co/KEXlxuJiUG https://t.co/AQnLnn1OUE

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287582745963761671

RT @mollycrabapple: God I hate New York landlords. Another iconic space is closing https://t.co/GG0G4SEkzu

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287582698593234944

RT @DanielDenvir: A year-long primary and then an invisible general election.

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287582517147709441

RT @GalvinAlmanza: It is absolutely worth the click to marvel at the astonishing depth of this DA's lack of self awareness, or, like, any sense of their alleged role. https://t.co/IqgbzXmWsJ

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287582451095744513

RT @chesaboudin: If it's not worth the time to comply with your constitutionally mandated discovery obligations then it's not worth the time to prosecute the case. https://t.co/gh0QobDQXx

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287582409488240640

RT @Bobbin_Singh: Curious about the military gear worn by local law enforcement? This picture of local le in PDX lays out the planning and coordination for profound violence. Military gear and tactics by local le are an indicator of a plan to engage in war with its community. https://t.co/1Oh477hs24 https://t.co/qRC4t2p9vo

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287582355927044096

RT @Phillipasoo: I’m noticing that none of Trump’s secret federal police, tear gassing and striking peaceful protesters, are women.

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287582223659667458

RT @briebriejoy: Looks like some folks really don't know their George Carlin. https://t.co/uysCHqnAlx

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287581790279020544

My grandma bought my whole family masks--not only do they make you look like underwear Hannibal Lecter, but they also have HOLES punched through to make it "easier to breathe"

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

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So I found my 9 year old’s “lost” Yoshi toy in my freezer.

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

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RT @helenprejean: New DNA evidence uncovered more than 30 years after a double murder could exonerate Tennessee death row prisoner Pervis Payne months before his execution date: https://t.co/E4TVrHFeXP

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287553577448169478

RT @_SJPeace_: & partner. 😭 Brother Garrett is someone who we can learn so much from about love, commitment, compassion, empathy, chivalry. He is perfection personified. Stands as a great example what it means to be a HUMAN BEING. My heart hurts for whitney. 💔

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287534582364082176

RT @_SJPeace_: Together since they were teenagers, he adored her. He was there for her through everything. Fought for her life. Fought against the medical negligence & loved her unconditionally after it. He would push her in her wheelchair at events, & protests and was a devoted caregiver... https://t.co/vDhk5Ledgb

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287534571882504193

RT @lmcgaughy: Today, I talked to the mothers of Garrett Foster, the man shot and killed last night at the protest in Austin, and his fiancee Whitney Mitchell. The couple met in North Texas when they were teens. Foster cared for Mitchell, a quadruple amputee, full-time. https://t.co/rqhjZgLgiF https://t.co/ptHaf7qmPa

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287533640314949637

RT @chadloder: cw: gunshots AUSTIN: Someone shot into a crowd. One protester was murdered. Video shows a peaceful crowd marching and chanting, followed by at least 8 gunshots. Witnesses say a driver shot from his car into the crowd as they were walking by. https://t.co/DsENaZadwv

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287533608467673091

RT @_SJPeace_: Garrett Foster was murdered last night peacefully protesting at a BLACK LIVES MATTER protest in Austin, Texas with his fiance, whitney, who is a quadruple amputee because of serious medical negligence. She was thrown off her wheelchair and he was shot 3 times. SAY HIS NAME 😭 https://t.co/q13r3JR35u

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287533419082153990

RT @soit_goes: Last night, Garrett Foster was murdered in Austin, Texas. Garrett was pushing his wife's wheelchair at #BlackLivesMatter march when a man drove into the march and shot Garrett. Rest in power, Garrett. https://t.co/1YicugNE2J

作者：匿名 - 7月 27, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287533369589407750

My buddy’s chemo has unlocked his mutant gene. Wait for it...

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

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RIP Regis

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

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RT @daeshikjr: Police chief announced that due to limited access to chemical weapons, SPD will be using wooden batons/physical attacks to “crowd control”. You can see them beating up an innocent Black man. We are days away from defunding the police by 50%. This is retaliation from Seattle PD. https://t.co/ayprTXNgrh

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287245426286985222

my cat has consistent existential crises

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

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Our printer ran out of ink

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

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This guy bought a new bull and as you can see it's going great

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

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RT @sportsiren: Breonna Taylor is being honored in the @WNBA I spoke with her mother Tamika Palmer and she is watching the games today. She shared more about her daughter. “A powerful force.” #sayhername https://t.co/XLuFMlSZ3q

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287194533915168768

RT @sandylocks: A beautiful tribute. So much love and admiration for all of the players who are fighting the loss of the loss, and elevating #SayHerName to tell #BreonnaTaylor's story. https://t.co/HLhn31yBWD

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287194455456481302

Cooking hack

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

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RT @haileybranson: My latest, from Amarillo, Texas: A face mask is part of the ‘scamdemic,’ they say. But they’ll be happy to sell you one. “I think it’s pointless. But as a salesman? I’m gonna sell them.” https://t.co/7Thf6prQuz

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287194162346041344

RT @latimes: A face mask is part of the 'scamdemic,' they say. But they'll be happy to sell you one https://t.co/eNTrYs8jPA

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287194137448546304

RT @evoespueblo: .@elonmusk, dueño de la fábrica más grande de autos eléctricos, dice sobre el golpe de Estado en #Bolivia: “Nosotros golpearemos a quien queramos”. Otra prueba más de que el golpe fue por el litio boliviano; y dos masacres como saldo. ¡Defenderemos siempre nuestros recursos! https://t.co/T0O1tReJaj

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287193998797438976

RT @ryangrim: cc @nytimes, @washingtonpost, and all the rest of you who applauded this coup https://t.co/0RBeekHQiu

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287193703241613312

Dear Democrats, Are you going to call out local police like you call out Trump's police? https://t.co/aBhnb7CyTo

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287190560395198464

RT @ByMikeBaker: I have shifted up to Seattle today to follow a large demonstration that's in solidarity with Portland. I'd estimate a crowd of 2,000 already. They just torched construction buildings at the site of a new youth detention center. Meanwhile, feds are here https://t.co/rPuSTAuKkt https://t.co/jWvFqipRo4

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287190432175263744

RT @briebriejoy: Imagine being a well respected highly paid journalist in 2020 still parroting this long-debunked lie. Bernie is 100% right. Journalists need to stop haranguing Bernie & start asking Biden why he doesn’t support the progressive policies that EARNED Bernie enthusiastic support. https://t.co/ndvMSV9gA2

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287190253858689025

RT @NikkitaOliver: Police are snatching up umbrellas, traffic cones and gas masks from protestors. These are literally protective gear to keeps protestors safe from police violence. #SeattleProtest #BlackLiveMatter

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287190197407539200

RT @ErinMayeQuade: Today is the first day of MN mask mandate. These pics from Walmart in Marshall, MN. (h/t Raphaella M) https://t.co/7xpMdv3oOp

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287166123784441857

RT @JoshuaPotash: The NFAC, an all Black militia, is marching in Louisville for Breonna Taylor. https://t.co/a37iPLMaHS

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287165763447664641

RT @JoshuaPotash: The size of the NFAC (an all Black militia) march for Breonna Taylor in Louisville right now is staggering. 🎥: @BriannaAWright https://t.co/0B7snZNUmz

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287164451708440579

RT @JoshuaPotash: The size of the NFAC march in Louisville needs to be seen to be believed https://t.co/xaUR3YD0IT

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287164424910970880

RT @phillipmbailey: The immense scale of #NFAC + other #BreonnaTaylor demonstrators. #Louisville #BlackLivesMatter # https://t.co/pvt2UU8TIE

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287164331721973760

RT @phillipmbailey: That's a looooooooot of Black people with guns. #NFAC #BreonnaTaylor #Louisville #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/LLhWvM4bFr

作者：匿名 - 7月 26, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1287164326558732294

Military veteran buddy of ours has a great sense of humor.

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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Cover your snout

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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Someone dropped their titty

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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Selective memory

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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RT @daeshikjr: Several Thousand gathered here at the justice center in Portland. It’s right next to the federal courthouse where the feds are stationed. Crowd is chanting “wake up, wake up! Feds get out!” Largest crowd I’ve seen since being here. https://t.co/Q75jnTlnjp

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286898448894005255

RT @daeshikjr: These mothers are relentless. I’ve spoken to a couple of white mothers who have Black children and they’ve shared with me that they believe the least they can do for their child is put their body on the lines in the fight for justice. It’s pretty goddamn beautiful. #PortlandMoms https://t.co/GhlHlwFzzO

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286897443775246337

RT @ethanbrown72: Family of Wayne Jones, shot 22x by Martinsburg, WV police in 2013, to receive a $3.5 million. Jones was shot after an officer approached him for not walking on the sidewalk. "I think the family’s made a point. But nothing can bring Wayne Jones back." https://t.co/ZE9AZZNclc https://t.co/ISoqyxM2dI

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286881322116448256

RT @theappeal: In New York City, public housing rules that discriminate against previously-incarcerated people mean that many of those getting out of prison face an uncertain future. A disproportionate number of them are lower-income and people of color. https://t.co/e7O1m62VTT

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286881269738098694

My 11 y/o daughter has insisted on checking the mail the last couple of days. Today, I checked it. This is what I found...

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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Wise

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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I'm not even mad, that's amazing

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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My culinary education

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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RT @GalvinAlmanza: Some of the best things I've ever done as a lawyer I did because my client thought we should, and I wasn't sure, but trusted my client and they were...wildly correct. https://t.co/l73lhnV9e5

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286862095326285824

RT @EdMarkey: Where I’m from, no one expects to become a United States Senator. https://t.co/KnyXoo3RyX

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286860545153478657

RT @larabazelon: Watch this race, says @Taniel, expert on all things prosecutorial reform + elections. https://t.co/pljumnva1h

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286860202902532097

RT @Booker4KY: It is painful, exhausting, and deeply traumatic to see protests against police violence being met with even more police violence. Our government is out of control.

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286851411611975680

RT @JordanChariton: THIS https://t.co/OYzZpvZJVw

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286849325545398273

I bought a water bottle

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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RT @chrissyshimizoo: ⏰ACTION TOMORROW⏰ Sat 7/25 Pine & Broadway 1 pm The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) interim dir. is Chad Wolf. Chad wasn’t confirmed by the Senate, he was put in place by Trump. This gives Trump undemocratic political control over DHS to act as his own personal army.

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286826771443101697

Have you seen a cat this cute? well, think again.

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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RT @startelegram: COVID-19 patients will be ‘sent home to die’ if deemed too sick, Texas county says https://t.co/lN5Wa74RjB

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286803833801388032

Outstanding balance.

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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Flip the Script [OC]

作者：匿名 - 7月 25, 2020

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RT @jeremyslevin: Instead of the horrendous VICE piece, read this piece by ⁦@JoelMartinRubin⁩ calling out the coordinated smear campaign against ⁦@IlhanMN⁩ #JewsforIlhan https://t.co/mUpomYp3zq

作者：匿名 - 7月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286614203978199041

RT @JoelMartinRubin: As an American Jew, I Will Not Stand for the Scapegoating of Ilhan Omar | Opinion https://t.co/rhXyBO4TuZ

作者：匿名 - 7月 24, 2020

http://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1286614178090950658

Men being men

作者：匿名 - 7月 24, 2020

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